圖書目錄
用幽默雕琢智慧
我很高興I’m Glad
幸運的母親Lucky Mother
麻煩的孩子AtroublesomeChild
為誘惑做好準備Being Prepared for Temptation
你一個，我一個One for You，One for Me
不在這裡Not Here
理論和現實Theory VS．Reality
不要和小孩爭論Don’t Argue with Children
一個樂觀，另一個悲觀0ne An Optimist and the Other Apessimist
作弊者Cheater
拿破崙病了Napoleon Was Ill
他的答案只比正確答案多2 He was Only Wrong by Tw0
誰是喬治·華盛頓Who Is George Washington
寄給上帝的信The Letter tO Lord
我爸爸不如他爸爸富有My Father Isn’t as Rich as His
兩元錢Two Dollars
槍和土豆Gun and Potato
誰醉了Who Is Drunk
一個言出必行的人A Man of Actions
講出故事的結尾Telling Tai
小提琴課Violin Lessons
人盡其才Nothing tO Do with My Morn
出人意料的答案An Unexpected Answer
你是跟我一夥還是跟熊一夥?Are You on My Side or the Bears?
一個數學問題A Problem in Arithmetic
十二張卡片12 Post Cards
款待Treat
兩個男孩The Boys
情書Love Letters
地震The Earthquake
休假A Holiday from SchOOl
聰明的學生參加期末考試Smart Students Taking A Final Exam
第一課First Lesson
給母親的禮物Prasent to Mother
安全垂釣Fishing Safely
牛仔與他的馬Cowboy and the Horse
兩杯啤酒Two Glasses ofBeer
火車Trains
我在德克薩斯州幹的事情What I Did in Texas
狂人馬丁Mad Martin
一隻勇敢的豬A Brave Pi9
第一次與最後一次Mv First and My Last
你的馬打電話來了Your Horse Called
可以選擇You May Sel．ect
你停止打你老婆了嗎?Have You Ceased Bemmg Your Wife?
認識你很高興Very Pleased tO Meet You
一個美妙的周末A Wonderful Weekend
多少錢?How Much Is It?
怎么知道他是個強盜How Did You Know He was A Bandit
不明智的想法Bad Idea
傳過去Pass alon9
記賬Keeping Accounts
守財奴A Penny Pincher
15年的判決A Long Sentence
費迪南德先生的午餐Mr．Ferdinand’S Lunch
摔下樓梯Falling down the Stairs
家規A Family Rule
賄賂與新郎bribeand Groom
晚餐吃什麼?What’S for Dinner?
化裝舞會Masked Ball
如果我先死了怎么辦?What IfI Die First?
“妻子”的賬單“Wife’s”Bill
並非指控，只是有些證據Not Anaccusation，Just Evidence
完美的丈夫The Perfect Husband
誰死得更慘Who Had the Most Tragic Death
有時是我的Sometimes It’s Mine
我解僱秘書的原因Why I Fired My Secretary
乞丐The Bum
巧妙的說法A Smooth Talker
大嬰兒The Big Baby
兩個比目魚問題The Problem ofTwo Rounders
在空中In the Air
燈里的神怪Genie in the Lamp
可惜，我妻子沒來!Pity My Wife Isn’t Here!
不想弄濕賭博卡Don’t want to Get Bingo Card Wet
早退Leaving Work Early
幹得不錯Good Job
蜜月新人Honeymooners
青蛙公主The Princess Frog
牽錯了狗The Dog Was Not Collected
汽車上的小偷A Thiefon the Bus
幸運的顧客A Lucky Customer
照我的辦法去做Do as I Do
郵政快遞Post Haste
鸚鵡的故事(1)parrot Story Ⅰ
鸚鵡的故事(2)parrot Story Ⅱ
讓我的司機來回答Let My Chauffeur Answer It
新律師鬧笑話New LawyerJokes
誰是最偉大的．人who Is the Greatest
二加二等於幾?rkVhat．does Two Plus Two Equal?
快速反應Quick Reaction
速度限制Speed Limit
搞錯了A Mistake
粉紅西裝賣出去了!Pink Suit Sale
我晚飯後從不工作I Never Work after Supper
花招Ways and Means
貓與托盤The Cat and the Saucer
世界上最好的售貨員The Beat Salesman in the World
報復what Goes Around
律師的年齡Lawyer’S Age
技工和外科醫生Mechanic and Surgeon
蘇格蘭人和售票員Scotsman&Ticket Collector
聰明的翻譯A Clever Interpreter
律師諮詢費Consultation Fee
當敵兵襲擊你時When Enemy Soldiers Come at You
真正的算命先生A Real Fortune—teller
只剩一個引擎Only One Engine Left
病假Sick—leave
死的不是時候Die in the Prime Time
畫家與農民The Artist and the Farmer
走私犯A Smugglar
上班時間長出來的頭髮The Hair Growing in Office Time
醫生的聚會Doctors Meetin9
免費的建議Free Advice
長生不老Long Life
無風險的賭注A Safe Bet
執行長的信封CEO Envelopes
大猩猩The Gorilla
能治癒愚蠢的醫生A Doctor WhO can Cure Foolishness．
酒吧間裡的賭博The Bar Bet
律師與農場主The Lawyer and the Rancher
“保護費”Collection Hate
漂亮的毯子Beautifill Carpet
日本人關於工業管理的演講
Japanese Lecture on Industrial Management
太多了Too Much
承包商Contractors
天堂里的教皇Pope in Heaven
地坑This Hole in the Ground
給我一個不同的理由Give Me A Different Reason
與上帝為伍Partners with God
誤機Missing the Plane
感覺很好l’m Fine
兩個獵人Two HunterS
心理學Psychology
一則新式腳踏車的廣告An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle
絕配Perfect Match
勢均力敵A Fine Match
昏睡者The Snorer
我更喜歡錢I Like Money Better
人皮獨木舟Skin Canoe
一個壞印象A Bad Impression
三隻狗The Three Dogs
吸血蝙蝠的故事Batty Story
世界上最偉大的擊劍手The World’s GreatestSwordsman
預報天氣的印第安人The Indian Who could Foretell the Weather
庸醫A Bad Doctor
這招牌沒用The Sign Is No Need
柯南．道爾與計程車司機Conan Doyle and theTaxi Driver
柯南．道爾與女士Conan Doyle and the Lady
不要把問題複雜化Do Not Complicate the Issues
省錢Save Money
你知道我是乾什麼的嗎？CRY?Do You Know My Work?
都是一家人All in the Family
恐怖笑話Scary Joke
馬克．吐溫和理髮師Mark Twain and the Barber
報喪方式Ways to Keport Death
教皇和上校The Pope and the Colonel
超自然力量Supematural
真正的勇氣True Courage
牧羊人與官員The Shepherd and thebureaucrat．
逃離荒島Make It offthe Island
幾點了What Is the Time?
強迫症compulsion
巧合Coincidence
倒霉的一天The Bad Day
悲慘的故事A Sad Story
狡詐的百萬富翁Crafty Millionaire
上天堂還是下地獄Go to Heaven or Hell
魔鬼的血The Blood ofthe Devii
誠實Honesty
健康檢查Health Check
今天早上還沒有呢It Wasn’t There This Morning
等警察來Wait the Police to Come
在軍隊里宣布去世的訊息Death in the Army
短期假日A Short Holiday
合理的選擇The Logical Choice
8點45了It’S 8：45
便宜的西服cheap Suit
兩個好友Two Friends
對懲罰的選擇Choice of Punishments
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