Never Had It Made - Insane Clown Posse
First I was born young and healthy
I told my mother one day Id be wealthy
Cant forget my first day at school
Got stabbed in the head with a pencil, but its cool
Get my education
A job and a family, a good reputation
And what about grade two?
Got shot in the neck and the bullet went straight
Through
But Im packing a textbook
Dont fuck with me cuz Im going to grade three
Thank God its lunch in a minute
Bit into my hot dog with a razor blade in it
And it cut my tongue off
But I know how to multiply so whats up, boss
Finally had to step out
I dropped out of school when they ripped my neck
Out
Who knows where the road led?
Seen a man with a briefcase and no head
So Im like fuck that
Show me a quarter and an ounce of crack
And Im straighter than a fucking lightpost
I sold a lot of crack but I bought the most
Now Im a basehead down on my luck
Roaming the streets and got hit by a mack truck
And thrown about a block
But Im thinking nothing but gimme a rock
Holding my sign Ill work for crack
With my old-ass e.t. shirt on my back
And Im sleeping in the gutter
Right next to jam towns mother
Im eating dead rats in the street
I keep on checking for my ownheart beat
Now Im weighing at a buck-o-five
Twitchy little neck and Im barely alive
Got my first taste of life in hell
I ate a dead, shh, but dont tell
Excuse me, sir, can you spare some change?
Ill cut your face off and eat your brains
You know all about me
You act like you aint seen penatentiary
Spitting and cussing and you know Ill piss
With these iron braces on my fucking wrists
And Im heading for the slammer
Serial killer, all on the camera
First day, they broke my back
Next day, they broke my neck
Third day, they broke my leg
Fourth day, they broke my head
Swallowing kept on trucking
But therell be no fucking
Thats strictly for the soft
Seen a freak in a week and my nuts fell off
So Im finna escape
How much shit can one clubno take?
Stop, fool. stop or Ill fire
Shot me off and I fell in the razor wire
Im all tangled up, cut cut cut slit slit cut cut
You dont love me, I really dont care
Tie my ass up in the electric chair
I got no family, I got no friends
I pray to God that my life ends
They thought that they had killed me
They took me to the morgue
Im just a little stiff thats all, like a board
I lay there in my coffin, just chill and wait and chill
But then I jump out knife swinging all about
And
Motherfucking-mother-mother-mother-motherfucking
Kill
I used to wonder what lifes about
Until it chewed me up and spit me out
Your ghetto created a psycho nut
Not just psycho psycho nut
Now Im living in the walls of your house
And Ill die there and lay and rot like a dead mouse
Im packing a sickle Im on your roof and Im playing
The fiddle
You want me in a straight jacket
Cuz when I see a throat, Im a hack it
Where Im at? whats my name?
Somehow, somewhere, I got hit by a train
And it ripped my legs off
Huh, nothing but a minor coft
You cant get me I swing from a tree
Shouting and cussing and shooting at me
Everybodys end make two cents
A branch broke and I fell on a picket fence
Im stuck and theyre coming to get me
Rip myself off and I took my lungs with me
Im stuffing them back in
Fuck! they wont go back in
Now my lifes gettin dense
Cuz my hearts still beating on a wooden fence
They shoot me up and down
Thinking thinking thinking clown
Wicked wicked wicked clown
You wanna know all about a wicked clown I never
Had it made...
