《寶貝智多星》 英文名：Chris Columbus 參與影片： 《 Will Sebastian 》 (2008) 《 Sub-Mariner 》 (2008) 《 Will Sebastian 》 (2008) 《 Carpe Demon: Adventures of a Demon-Hunting Soccer Mom 》 (2008) 《神奇四俠2:神奇四俠和銀影俠 Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer》 (2007) 《博物館之夜 Night at the Museum 》 (2006) 《Slanted and Enchanted》 (2006) 《Slanted and Enchanted 》 (2006) 《出租 Rent 》 (2005) 《出租 Rent 》 (2005) 《出租 Rent》 (2005) 《哈利·波特與火焰杯/哈利波特：火杯的考驗 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 》 (2005) 《神奇四俠/驚奇4超人/F4超人/超人總動員 Fantastic Four 》 (2005) 《3-D Rocks 》 (2005) 《NFL Dad》 (2005) 《3-D Rocks》 (2005) 《NFL Dad 》 (2005) 《逃離聖誕 Christmas with the Kranks》 (2004) 《逃離聖誕 Christmas with the Kranks》 (2004) 《哈利·波特3：阿茲卡班的囚徒/哈利波特阿茲卡班的逃犯 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 》 (2004) 《The Cutting Edge: The Magic of Movie Editing 》 (2004) 《哈利·波特：消失的密室 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 》 (2002) 《哈利·波特：消失的密室 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 》 (2002) 《哈利·波特之魔法石 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 》 (2001) 《哈利·波特之魔法石 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 》 (2001) 《蹦蹦猴 Monkeybone 》 (2001) 《Harry Potter: Behind the Magic 》 (2001) 《機器管家 bicentennial Man 》 (1999) 《機器管家 Bicentennial Man 》 (1999) 《繼母 Stepmom 》 (1998) 《繼母 Stepmom 》 (1998) 《聖誕老豆 Jingle All the Way 》 (1996) 《懷胎九月 Nine Months 》 (1995) 《懷胎九月 Nine Months 》 (1995) 《懷胎九月 Nine Months 》 (1995) 《窈窕奶爸/肥媽先生/道菲爾太太 Mrs. Doubtfire》 (1993) 《Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland 》 (1992) 《小鬼當家 2 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 》 (1992) 《男大當婚 Only the Lonely》 (1991) 《男大當婚 Only the Lonely 》 (1991) 《小精靈續集 Gremlins 2: The New Batch 》 (1990) 《寶貝智多星/小鬼當家 Home Alone》 (1990) 《綁架貓王 Heartbreak Hotel》 (1988) 《綁架貓王 Heartbreak Hotel 》 (1988) 《蹺家的一夜 Adventures in Babysitting 》 (1987) 《"Galaxy High School" 》 (1986) 《"Galaxy High School" 》 (1986) 《七寶奇謀 Goonies, The》 (1985) 《出神入化 Young Sherlock Holmes》 (1985) 《搗蛋鬼 Gremlins》 (1984) 《Reckless》 (1984)
經典對白
Kev : This is my house, I have to defend it.
Kate McCallister : [to the Scranton Ticket Agent] This is CHRISTMAS. The season of perpetual hope. And I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son.
Kev : You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
Marv : Kids are scared of the dark.
Harry : You're afraid of the dark, too, Marv.
Kev : Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?
Clerk : Well, I don't know. It doesn't say, hon.
Kev : Well could you please find out?
Kev : This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone.
Kev : I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape.
Marv : He's only a kid Harry. We can take him.
Kev : Can I sleep in your room? I don't want to sleep on the hide-a bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.
Buzz McCallister : I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass.
Kate McCallister : How could we do this? We forgot him.
Peter McCallister : We didn't forget him. We just miscounted.
Kate McCallister : What kind of a mother am I?
Frank McCallister : If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.
Gangster 'Johnny' : Who is it?
Pizza Boy : It's Little Nero, sir. I have your pizza.
Gangster 'Johnny' : Leave it at the doorstep and get the hell 'outta here.
Pizza Boy : Okay, but what about the money?
Gangster 'Johnny' : What money?
Pizza Boy : Well, you'll have to pay for your pizza, sir.
Gangster 'Johnny' : How much do I owe you?
Pizza Boy : That'll be 11,80, sir.
[Kevin drops the money from the door hatch]
Gangster 'Johnny' : Keep the change, you filthy animal.
Pizza Boy : Cheapskate.
Gangster 'Johnny' : Hey, I'm going to give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly face out of my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!
Mitch Murphy : Hi, I'm Mitch Murphy. I live across the street. You guys going out of town? We're going to Orlando, Florida. Well, actually, first we're going to Missouri to pick up my grandma. Did you know the McCallisters are going to France? Do you know if it's cold there? Do these vans get good gas mileage?
Airport Driver : Gee, kid, I don't know. Hit the road.
Peter McCallister : The only flying that I ever did as a kid was in the family station wagon. It wasn't to France. We used to have to go over to Aunt Laura and Uncle Arthur's house.
Harry : Where did he go?
Marv : Maybe he committed suicide.
Kev : I'm over here you big horse's ass, come and get me before I call the police.
Kev : The 3rd floor?
Kate McCallister : Go.
Kev : It's scary up there.
Kate McCallister : Don't be silly, Fuller will be up in a little while.
Kev : I don't want to sleep with Fuller. You know about him, he wets the bed. He'll pee all over me, I know it.
Kate McCallister : [looking disgusted] Fine, we'll put him somewhere else.
Kev : A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.
[the check-out woman holds up a bag full of army men, and gives Kevin a funny look]
Kev : For the kids.
Kate McCallister : I have been awake for almost 60 hours. I'm tired and I'm dirty. I have been from Chicago to Paris to Dallas to... where the hell am I?
Ticket Agent: Scranton.
Kate McCallister : [finally letting her aggravation out] I am trying to get home to my eight-year-old son. And now that I'm this close, you're telling me it's hopeless?
Kate McCallister : no, he's just home alone.
[while on the airplane]
Frank McCallister : [Talking to Leslie] Wow that's real crystal. Put it in your purse.
Kev : Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
Buzz McCallister : Yeah we did, but if you want any someones gonna have to barf it all up cuz' it's gone.
Kate McCallister : Where are the passports and tickets?
Peter McCallister : I put them in the microwave to dry em' off.
Kate McCallister : Heather, did you count heads?
Heather : Eleven, including me. Five boys, six girls, four parents, two drivers, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Megan : you're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin.
Buzz McCallister : No because A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we have smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring block in the whole United States.
Kate McCallister : Kevin, get upstairs right now.
Kev : Why?
Jeff : Kevin, you're such a disease.
Kev : Shut up.
Peter McCallister : Kevin, upstairs.
Kate McCallister : Say good night, Kevin.
Kev : "Good night Kevin."
[last lines]
Buzz McCallister : KEVIN. What did you do to my room?
Uncle Frank: Look what ya did, ya little jerk.
Harry : Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
Marv : Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
Santa: Damn. How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?
Kevin: Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
Kate McCallister : There are 15 people in this house, you're the only one who has to make trouble.
Kev : I'm the only one getting dumped on.
Kate McCallister : You're the only one acting up. Now get upstairs.
Kev : I am upstairs, dummy.
Mitch Murphy : [about the taxi-van] How fast does this thing go? Does it have automatic transmission? Does it have four-wheel drive?
Airport Driver : Look, I told you before, kid. Don't bother me. Now beat it.
Marv : [shouting] I'm gonna kill that kid.
Cop: Hey you know we've been looking for you two guys for a long time
Marv : Yeah. But remember, we're the wet bandits. The wet bandits. W-E-T.
Harry : [shouting] Shut up.
Kev : Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!
Harry : [knocks on the back door] Merry Christmas little fella. We know that you're in there, and that you're all alone.
Marv : Hey come on kid, open up. It's Santy Claus... and his elf!
Harry : [snickers] We're not gonna hurt you.
Marv : Oh no, no, we got some nice presents for you.
Harry : [as Kevin sticks the BB gun barrel through the dog door and aims at Harry's groin] Be a good little boy and open the door.
Harry : [Kevin shoots Harry in the groin with the BB gun, causing him to fall over in pain]
Marv : What? What? What happened?
Harry : Get the little- oogh!
[mutters incomprehensibly as Marv goes back and sticks his head through the dog door]
Kev : [Pointing the BB gun in Marv's face as he sticks his head through the dog door] Hello.
Marv : [Kevin shoots Marv in the face with the BB gun, making him pull his head back out of the dog door and yell in pain] The little jerk is armed!
Kev : Yyyess! Yes! Yes yes yes yes!
[Runs off to prepare the next trap]
Harry : That's it, that's it! I'll go through the front, you go down the basement!
[storms off swearing under his breath]
Kev : Hey, I'm not afraid anymore! I said I'm not afraid anymore! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid anymore!
[Old Man Marley approaches Kevin and starrs at him - Kevin runs back inside, screaming like a maniac]
[Harry and Marv have caught Kevin in the Murphy's house and hung him at the basement door]
Marv : THERE! What we're gonna do with him, Harry?
Harry : We'll do exactly what he did to us: we're gonna burn his head with a blowtorch.
Marv : Yeah! And smash his face with an iron.
Harry : I'd like to slap him right in the face with a paint can, eh!
[Marley sneaks in with his snow plough]
Marv : Or shove a nail through his foot.
Harry : First thing I'm gonna do is to bite off every one of his little fingers, one at a time.
[Marley raises his plough and knocks Marv out cold, Harry turns around only to be knocked out, too]
Marley : [takes Kevin down from the door] Come on, let's get you home.
幕後花絮
1.The concept for this movie originated during the filming of a scene in Uncle Buck (1989) in which Macaulay Culkin plays a character who interrogates a would-be-babysitter through a letterbox. 2.The movie that Kevin watches on video tape is not a real film, but footage especially created. It was called "Angels With Filthy Souls." 3.The role of Uncle Frank was written for 'Grammar, Kelsey' .
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