基本信息
電影名稱： 糟糕歷史第1季
電影類型：歐美劇
出產地區：歐美
演員表
| 角色 | 演員 |
| Various | 馬修·貝恩頓 |
| Various | 西蒙·法納比 |
| Various | 本·威爾邦德 |
分集劇情
| Episode | Title | Written by | Original airdate |
| 101 | "Series 1, Episode 1" | Lucy Clarke, Dave Cohen, Susie Donkin, Jon Holmes and Ben Ward | 16April2009 |
| Song: Gorgeous Georgians:"The 4Georges: Born 2 Rule" (boyband parody). Lyrics by Dave Cohen with additional lyrics by Laurence Rickard and Caroline Norris. Performed by Ben Willbond, Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby and Jim Howick. Sketches: Rotten Romans: The pre-gladiatorial custom of staging fights at funerals. Imagine spot: High school for aspiring gladiators. Frightful First World War:Lice wars (partly animated). "Ready Steady Feast": German wartime food substitutes (parody ofReady Steady Cook). Putrid Pirates:TheBlack Spot. CaptainBlack Bartlists off his rules to the new recruits. Savage Stone Age:Stone Age Tool Set (advertisement). The (not-so-)carefully reconstructed funeral of a tribal chief. Vicious Vikings:"Historical Hairdressers": Ear spoons. Video game: Warrior! Viking vs Monk. Gorgeous Georgians:Special guestMeera Syalis the storyteller of Twisted Fairytales: "The Three Little Pigs" (window tax). How to vote in Georgian elections. | |||
| 102 | "Series 1, Episode 2" | Mark Blakewill, Lucy Clarke, James Harris, George Poles, Steve Punt, George Sawyer and Ben Ward | 23April2009 |
| Song: Terrible Tudors: "The Wives ofHenry VIII: Divorced Beheaded & Died". Lyrics by Terry Deary. Performed by Ben Willbond. Sketches: Measly Middle Ages:Shouty Man: New! Pee-sil Non-Bio Laundry Detergent (parody ofPersil). City officials discuss how to curb defecating out of windows--while walking below them. Savage Stone Age:"Historical Hospital": Tattoo and trepanning treatments. Caveman Art Show: Preserving the head of a dead relative. Woeful Second World War:Mary, the heroic carrier pigeon(animated). The commandant of a German POW camp tries to keep a determined British officer from escaping. Slimy Stuarts:Stupid Deaths:Francis Bacon. "My Stuart Family" tries to keep up with the neighbors with the help of some exotic new foods (parody ofMy Family). Awful Egyptians:King Pepi's Super Sticky Anti-Fly Honey Slave (advertisement). Imagine spot: An over-entitled pharaoh insists on the invention of the pyramid. Twisted Fairytales: "The Princess and the Pea" (eliminating rivals to the throne) Terrible Tudors:"This Is Your Reign": King Henry VIII reunites with his friends, advisors and wives--too bad he's had most of them executed (parody ofThis Is Your Life). | |||
| 103 | "Series 1, Episode 3" | Mark Blakewill, James Harris, Jon Holmes, Steve Punt, Ben Ward and Arnold Widdowson | 30April2009 |
| Song: Awful Egyptians: "Making a Mummy". Performed by Jim Howick. Sketches: Wicked Witches:Let a random old lady take the blame for your bad luck with Witchfinder's Direct (infomercial). Twisted Fairytales: "The Frog Prince" (witchcraft). The Middle Ages (Witch)Craft Show demonstrates how accusations can also be used to get revenge. Vicious Vikings:Top Three Weird Viking Beliefs: the origin of the first man and woman, life after death (in eitherValhallaor Hell) and the story ofThor searching for his stolen hammer(partially animated). Potty Pioneers:Captain Robert Scott is well-prepared for his disastrousrace to the South Pole. Awful Egyptians:A picky widow chooses a mummification style for her husband. Shouty Man: New! All-Purpose Ancient Egyptian Mummy. Rotten Romans:Nerouses Christians as candles. Imagine spot: HHTV Sport: Lions vs Christians. Slimy Stuarts:HHTV News: Charles I's execution. "Historical Wife Swap": The Miserables, aPuritanfamily, swap withCavalierfamily the Merrys post-Restoration(parody ofWife Swap). | |||
| 104 | "Series 1, Episode 4" | Dave Cohen, Greg Jenner, Jon Holmes, Steve Punt and Ben Ward | 7May2009 |
| Song: Terrible Tudors: "Terrible Tudors". Performed by Martha Howe-Douglas and Ben Willbond. Sketches: Smashing Saxons:"Saxon EastEnders" finds a ruler trying to mediate a family feud via the newWeregeldlaw (parody ofEastEnders). A paranormal researcher attempts to locate the source of a haunting in "Anglo-Saxon Ghost Hunt" (parody ofGhost Hunt). Vile Victorians:"Ready Steady Feast":Dr William Buckland, famed eater of weird things--including the preserved heart of a king. Stupid Deaths:Matthew Webb. Frightful First World War:TNT Hair Dye (advertisement). Dodgy War Inventions No. 16:Zeppelinairship (animated). Groovy Greeks:"Historical Hospital":Hippocratesdemonstrates his unorthodox diagnostic techniques.Alexander the Greatand his adviserHephaestiondebate whether or not to name yet another cityAlexandria. Rotten Romans:HHTV News: Bob Hale's Roman Report.Caligulatries improving his image with the help of a speechwriter. Terrible Tudors:Elizabeth I's habit of nicknaming her courtiers. Oh Yea! Magazine: Execution Special. | |||
| 105 | "Series 1, Episode 5" | Mark Blakewill, James Harris, Jon Holmes, George Poles, Steve Punt and Arnold Widdowson | 14May2009 |
| Song: No song is included in this episode (for the only time in series history). Sketches: Awful Egyptians:Pharaoh Phashion magazine offers beauty tips for peasants and aristocrats. Mouse Fresh Max toothpaste (advertisement). Ruthless Rulers:Louis XI and the Pig Piano, with special guestSimon Cowell(animated). Measly Middle Ages:HHTV News: taking a census for theDomesday Book.William the Conqueror's increasingly unusual funeral. Rotten Romans: Caligula declares war againstPoseidon, god of the sea. Savage Stone Age:HHTV News: Bob Hale's Stone Age Report. Imagine spot: AHomo sapienscouple invite the localNeanderthalsto dinner. Smashing Saxons:"Court of Historical Law":Ethelred the Unreadydetermines a horse thief's guilt viaordeal by cake. Twisted Fairytales: "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" (other punishments for theft). Gorgeous Georgians:Join the Georgian Navy! (advertisement). "Historical Hospital": 'Master of medicaments' Montague Fuzzlepeck diagnoses a patient. | |||
| 106 | "Series 1, Episode 6" | Greg Jenner, Simon Littlefield, Laurence Rickard, George Sawyer and Ben Ward | 21May2009 |
| Song: Gorgeous Georgians: "A Gorgeous Georgian Lady". Lyrics by Terry Deary (adapted from his book Gorgeous Georgians). Performed by Martha Howe-Douglas. Sketches: Measly Middle Ages:A hapless thief tries to mug aflagellant. Highlights from a typical medievalbestiaryare spotlighted on "The Made-Up Planet" (animated). Vile Victorians:Be an exploited child labourer and get absolutely no compensation from Victorian Claims Direct. Chimney Sweeps (advertisement). Gorgeous Georgians:"Historical Wife Swap": Lord and Lady Posh from the Manor swap with the Peasant family of Poorville. Potty Pioneers:Stupid Deaths:Franz Reichelt. Rotten Romans:Imagine spot: Things to remember when you're a galley slave (parody of airline passenger announcements). Dodgy War Inventions No. 7:the Onager(animated). Frightful First World War:Twisted Fairytales: "The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe" (urinating on boots to soften the leather). A soldier's frantic hunt for his lucky charms might prove lucky itself. Groovy Greeks:Chat show "Greek Myth Talk" tells the lurid story ofKronosand his attempt at filicide. | |||
| 107 | "Series 1, Episode 7" | Toby Davies, Susie Donkin, Jon Holmes, Chris Pell and Ben Ward | 28May2009 |
| Song: Nasty Knights: "I'm a Knight" (Monty Pythonpastiche). Performed by Mathew Baynton, Steve Punt and Jim Howick. Sketches: Terrible Tudors:Oh Yea! Magazine: Royal Special. "Historical Hospital": Treating a blister rapidly turns fatal. Groovy Greeks:The story ofHelen of Troyretold as inner-city melodrama, complete withchavaccents. Imagine spot: Smuggling theTrojan horsepast the guards--apparently, much simpler than you'd think. Measly Middle Ages:"That Was Entertainment!":Joustingon ice and other peculiar past-time fun. Woeful Second World War:Twisted Fairytales: "Cinderella" (clothes rationing takes its toll). Fake nylon stockings made with gravy and eye-liner. Awful Egyptians:Imagine spot: Selling pyramid real estate. Meet the Egyptian gods (animated). Vile Victorians:Imagine spot: A little girl must wash in dirty water. Parliamentarians try to find a solution to--or at least, a way to ignore--theGreat Stinkof 1858. | |||
| 108 | "Series 1, Episode 8" | Lucy Clarke, Dave Cohen, Susie Donkin, Jon Holmes, Greg Jenner, Simon Littlefield, George Poles, Steve Punt and Ben Ward | 4June2009 |
| Song: Savage Stone Age: "Caveman Love" (1950'sdoo-wopparody). Performed by Susie Donkin and Sarah Hadland, with Jim Howick, Ben Willbond and Mathew Baynton. Sketches: Vicious Vikings:Stupid Deaths:Edmund II. Valhalla Tours: Come to England for the burning and pillaging, stay for the plunder! Savage Stone Age:"Ready Steady Feast": Sampling the best in cave foods. Rotten Romans:FearsomeGaulishleaderVercingetorixis unexpectedly stymied by bad weather in "The Battle ofAvaricum" (movie trailer). The invention ofdecimationas a military punishment. Smashing Saxons:"Historical Hairdressers": Hair treatments. Holiday presents demonstrate the many useful uses of dung. Gorgeous Georgians: This is Georgian Food (parody ofMarks & Spenceradvertisements). A Georgian dentist prepares to replace a tooth. Frightful First World War:Outlining the causes of the war, as simply as possible--that is, not very. The evolution of the fighter plane (animated). Measly Middle Ages:ThePeasant's Revoltis led by the confusingly namedWat Tyler. The rules ofchivalry, and more importantly how to find the loopholes. | |||
| 109 | "Series 1, Episode 9" | Dave Cohen, Jon Holmes, Steve Punt and Ben Ward | 11June2009 |
| Song Terrible Teachers: "It's Not True!". Performed by Mathew Baynton and Martha Howe-Douglas. Sketches: Terrible Tudors:Weather forecast. Twisted Fairytales: "Thumbelina" (dirty streets) Vile Victorians:Shouty Man: New! Victorian Child Chimney Cleaner. An inspector gets a rundown from strict teachers on school punishments. Rotten Romans:Make all your wishes come true (sort of) with Roman Gods Direct. A general tries desperately to appease all the right gods prior to battle. Vicious Vikings:Words We Get From the: Vikings. Debunking the myth of horned helmets (animated). Groovy Greeks:"Historical Wife Swap": EffeteAtheniansvs. legendarily toughSpartans. Slimy Stuarts:HHTV News: Mike Peabody reports on efforts to cope with theGreat Plague of London. Ye Sun newspaper: Plague Special. "Ready Steady Feast": How to start theGreat Fire of London. | |||
| 110 | "Series 1, Episode 10" | Susie Donkin, Steve Punt, Mark Shillabeer, Ben Ward and Arnold Widdowson | 18June2009 |
| Song Measly Middle Ages: "The Plague Song" (musical theatreparody). Lyrics by Terry Deary. Performed by Ben Willbond and Katy Wix with Mathew Baynton and Sarah Hadland. Sketches: Rotten Romans:Sponge on a Stick and Viper Deodorant (advertisements). Vile Victorians:An upper-class couple are conned by a thief using street slang. Great Victorian Inventions:The Car(animated). Terrible Tudors:"Ready Steady Feast": Comparing the diets of rich and poor. "Historical Hairdressers": The latest skin treatments. Cut-Throat Celts:Home decorating with severed heads. Video game: Warrior! Romans vs Celts. Measly Middle Ages:Twisted Fairytales: "The Pied Piper of Hamelin" (plague spreading). Ruthless Rulers:"This Is Your Reign":Napoleon Bonaparteis reunited with his rather unexpectedly accented family. Groovy Greeks:Spartan warriors suit up at the weapons store pre-battle. HHTV News: Mike Peabody live from theBattle of Thermopylae. | |||
| 111 | "Series 1, Episode 11" | Dave Cohen, Jon Holmes, George Poles, Steve Punt & Ben Ward | 25June2009 |
| Song Vile Victorians: "British Things". Performed by Sarah Hadland and Mathew Baynton. Sketches: Terrible Tudors:Oh Yea! magazine: Royal Special. Imagine spot: Choosing the next royal executioner on "The Axe Factor2" (parody ofThe X Factor2). Groovy Greeks:Stupid Deaths:General Pausanias. "Court of Historical Law":Dracoimposes his truly draconian punishments on an apple thief. Twisted Fairytales: "Sleeping Beauty" (disobeying Draco's non-idleness law in particular). Vile Victorians:HHTV News: Bob Hale'sBritish EmpireReport. Vicious Vikings:Words We Get From the: Vikings. A returning warrior enthusiastically recitesbattle poetryto his distinctly sceptical friend. Slimy Stuarts:Bonfire safety tips withGuy Fawkes. HHTV News: TheEnglish Civil Warbreaks out. Measly Middle Ages:Stupid Deaths: TheGrim Reaperfinally gets fed up while processing the overflow of casualties from the plague, floods,Hundred Years' Waretc. "Ready Steady Feast": Live from theSiege of Orléans. | |||
| 112 | "Series 1, Episode 12" | Dave Cohen, George Sawyer, Jon Holmes and Ben Ward | 2July2009 |
| Song Groovy Greeks: "We are Greek" (Flanders & Swannpastiche). Performed by Mathew Baynton and Jim Howick. Sketches: Smashing Saxons:Mealtime charades in a monastery take an unexpected turn. The Monk Art Show: How to write like a monk--if you can survive the ink-making process. Vile Victorians:Schoolchildren have some very unusual names.Queen Victoriapitches her workout regime. Rotten Romans:The gladiator games run out of animals at the worst possible moment. Checking in with Execution Animals "Я" Us. Measly Middle Ages:Twisted Fairytales: "The Ugly Duckling" (why royalty alone were allowed to eat swans). The Earl of Warwick checks on preparations for his dinner party. Groovy Greeks:The first play in history. Stupid Deaths:Aeschylus. Woeful Second World War:A prim couple must choose from a difficult set of inner-city evacuee children. Joining theHitler Youth--or else. Top Three Strangest Hitler Survival Rumours (animated). | |||
| 113 | "Series 1, Episode 13" | Dave Cohen, Jon Holmes and Ben Ward | 9July2009 |
| Song Vile Victorians: "Burke & Hare". Performed by Mathew Baynton with Jim Howick and Simon Farnaby. Sketches: Rotten Romans:A Roman chef is disgusted with the state of newly conquered Britain's cuisine on "Roman Kitchen Nightmares" (Gordon Ramseyparody). A naive visitor is forced to use Rome's (very) public communal toilets. Vile Victorians:Florence Nightingalearrives at aCrimean hospitalclearly in need of her help. Awful Egyptians: "This Is Your Reign": SortingCleopatra's tangled family tree. The story ofHatshepsut, first female pharaoh. Terrible Tudors:The tumultuous history of theGlobe Theatre(animated). The ghost ofRichard IIIchallengesWilliam Shakespeareover the historical accuracy ofthe playbased on the King's life. Vicious Vikings:HHTV News: Bob Hale's Viking Report. Stupid Deaths:Sigurd the Mighty. Gorgeous Georgians:John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, "invents" thesandwich. HHTV Sport: Lice racing. | |||
