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創作背景
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telephone[Lady Gaga和Beyoncé合作單曲] 《Telephone》由Lady Gaga本人和Beyonce合作填詞，由羅德尼·傑金 （Rodney Jerkins）等人譜曲。這支曲子最初是由羅德尼·傑金寫給布蘭妮·斯皮爾斯的一首歌曲，本預備收錄在布蘭妮的第六張錄音室專輯《Circus》，在布蘭妮試唱後作出了棄用的決定，而這首歌曲的作者羅德尼·傑金接著將著作權賣給了Lady Gaga。 這首歌詞主要靈感來自於Gaga生活中的壓力，她認為自己很少有時間去放鬆和樂趣，故將情緒與歌曲連線 ，創作了該曲。
歌曲歌詞
Hello, hello, baby; You called, I can't hear a thing.
I have got no service in the club, you see, see…
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
Oh, you're breaking up on me…
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.
K-kinda busy K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.
Just a second, it's my favorite song they're gonna play
Lady Gaga And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh…
You shoulda made some plans with me,
you knew that I was free.
And now you won't stop calling me;
I'm kinda busy.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Can call all you want, but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Call when you want, but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Boy, the way you blowin' up my phone
won't make me leave no faster.
Put my coat on faster, leave my girls no faster.
I shoulda left my phone at home,
'cause this is a disaster!
Callin' like a collector -sorry, I cannot answer!
Not that I don't like you, I'm just at a party.
And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing.
Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central Station.
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cause I'll be dancin'.
'Cause I'll be dancin'
'Cause I'll be dancin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cause I'll be dancin'!
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Can call all you want, but there's no one home,
you're not gonna reach my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Call when you want, but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
My telephone! M-m-my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
My telephone! M-m-my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
We're sorry…the number you have reached
is not in service at this time.
Please check the number, or try your call again
歌曲鑑賞
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telephone[Lady Gaga和Beyoncé合作單曲] Lady Gaga現象在這張仿若B-side的歌曲當中得到了最充分的體現，尤以陰暗憂鬱為最主要特徵，當成為全球矚目的焦點時，哪怕是最不削他人眼光的Lady Gaga也在這張專輯當中表現出了她的恐懼 。動感節奏的輪番轟炸與Eletro/Disco的復古元素有機結合，是這首歌曲的最大亮點 。
歌曲MV
這首歌曲的MV由導演喬納斯·阿克倫德（ Jonas Akerlund）執導，拍攝地點在洛杉磯一沙漠中，MV劇情延續Paparazzi的劇情——Gaga因毒害了她的男友而入獄之後的故事。
鏡頭開始是兩個獄警押著Gaga走進女子監獄，監獄裡的女人都對這個新來的很感興趣，都在護欄後觀望。一間囚室被打開，隨後Gaga被推了進去，兩位女警脫去了她的衣服後離開，其中一個人說“I told you she didn't have a dick"，這個小插曲意在為了澄清Gaga是人妖的謠言。
MV截圖 視頻的前三分鐘都是Gaga在監獄裡的活動，先是戴著布滿香菸的墨鏡身穿鐵鏈和女同志囚犯接吻，期間廣播通知有Gaga電話，她無視掉了；而後又在一間較大的房間裡看兩個女人打架，最後廣播又響起，“Gaga，你有Beyonce的電話”，這時鏡頭先給了Gaga身旁黑衣女郎一個特寫（此演員是Gaga的親妹Natalie Germanotta），再轉向Gaga，歌曲也正式開始。唱到“Just a second……”時Gaga身穿和四個大姐不太一樣的鉚釘內衣從監獄的走廊盡頭走過來，舞蹈開始，鏡頭還切換到黃色警告條服飾。
Gaga被保釋出來，臨走前還擺了個Pose。Beyonce在車子Pussy Wagon上等她，她在MV里的綽號是Honey Bee，二人帶車去了一家餐館，兵分兩路，Bee去坐到她的男友Gibson對面，但Gibson的愚蠢讓Bee已經厭倦，決定毒害他。鏡頭轉到廚房，Gaga在食物中下毒，和身邊拿著食材或廚具的廚師起舞。之後，Gaga毒死了一個餐廳的人以及一隻狗，在屍體中間昂首闊步。
最後，二人駕著車換上了中東服飾遠走高飛，電視台報導一個餐廳的人全被毒害，警方正在全力追捕她們。Gaga說要逃到天涯海角，她們互相保證永不回來，後鏡頭顯示“未完待續”。
社會影響
2010年2月23日，《Telephone》憑藉11萬4千次的下載成績，而空降公告牌29名，並於在榜第16周時進入前十，並且在上榜的第17周后獲得公告牌季軍。 據世界聯合排行榜公布，這首歌擁有576萬9千的單曲銷量，是全球銷量排名第8的單曲。 此外《Telephone》在流行音樂榜上拿下了8個國家的冠軍，一個國家的亞軍，7個國家的季軍，打入了21個國家的前十名。
獲獎記錄
| 年份 | 頒獎 | 所獲獎名 | 備註 |
| 2010年 | 美國人民選擇獎 | 最受歡迎合唱歌曲（37屆） | 獲獎 |
| MTV音樂錄影帶大獎 | 最佳組合 | 獲獎 |
重要演出
| 演出日期 | 演出場合 |
| 2010年02月16日 | Earls Court展覽中心 |
| 2012年06月29日 | 天生如此球巡迴賽 |
