One more Joke: A Tom Sawyer Moment...

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A Tom Sawyer Moment...

Three friends die in a car accident, and upon their arrival to heaven, they are all asked one question

"When you are in your casket[棺材], and family and friends are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first man says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last man replies:

"I would like to hear them say: 'LOOK! HE'S MOVING!'"

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